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TIPPING FOR HOPE
& LEAVING BROKE
THE ACT
You came for alpha? All I've got is irony.
The Setup
Traders tip hope, and leave broke. I’ve won, I’ve lost — the act never changes. The circus burns us all.
The Joke
The market writes the joke. I just gave it a coin. Not that it matters the comedy is already written.
The Truth
Built to last: clean contract, locked liquidity, transparent numbers. A coin that plays the joke straight.
THE CROWD CHEERS.
THE JOKE DOESN'T CARE
ONE BILLION
TICKET SALES
Every circus needs a cut. Here's how the tickets get sliced - no smoke, no mirrors.
80%
Main Tent
Locked and untouchable. The show can’t run without it.
8%
Backstage fund
For props, costumes, and keeping the lights on. Call it the team if you want.
6%
Marketing
Someone has to shout outside the tent, or no one shows up.
4%
Audience Toss
Free tickets hurled into the crowd. Airdrops, giveaways, chaos fuel
2%
The Vault
Reserve held backstage. Released in acts, never in a rush.
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